It’s baked good day at work. I decided to bring in a dozen bagels and arrived to find a dozen doughnuts already here.

Where is my workplace shoulder masseur?

Dangerous, but pretty neat-looking. http://bit.ly/1fX4Id

The name of the day is “Buttolph”.

Not cool, Zeus. Not cool. #oldconanjokes

If only I could work at the computer while not looking at the screen… No migraine today, but I’m getting the boggle-eye over here.

Mandarin oranges save the day!